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Tony Baloney

Tony Baloney
Author : Pam Muñoz Ryan,Edwin Fotheringham
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
Release Date : 2011-01-01
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Total pages :40
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Tony, a macaroni penguin, is a middle child with very exasperating siblings, and although he never looks for trouble, it often finds him.

Baloney

Baloney
Author : Maxime Raymond Bock
Publisher : Coach House Books
Release Date : 2016-10-10
Category : Fiction
Total pages :144
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"Bock's language crackles with the energy of a Québécois folk song, impassioned and celebratory but also melancholy and cheekily ironic." —The New Yorker, on Atavisms A young, floundering author meets Robert "Baloney" Lacerte, an older, marginal poet who seems to own nothing beyond his unwavering certainty. Over the course of one summer evening, Lacerte recounts his unrelenting quest for poetry, which has taken him from Quebec's Boreal forests to South America to East Montreal, where he seems poised to disappear without a trace. But as the blocked writer discovers, Lacerte might just be full of it. Maxime Raymond Bock lives in Montreal, Quebec. Atavisms, his first book, won the Prix Adrienne-Choquette. Pablo Strauss, who translated Atavisms, lives in Quebec City, Quebec.

Steak and Baloney

Steak and Baloney
Author : Kenzel May
Publisher : AuthorHouse
Release Date : 2017-12-14
Category : Fiction
Total pages :136
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Reaching back from the twenty-first century to a much simpler time, when family was king, Ray Jones travels the dusty roads of Arkansas in 1856. Encountering a number of challenges, as well as a fierce wolf-dog and bear, he wonders how long he will survive and if he will ever return home.

The Case of the Missing Baloney

The Case of the Missing Baloney
Author : Jennifer Boster
Publisher : Tate Publishing
Release Date : 2009-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Total pages :38
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When the baloney disappears from the refrigerator, there is only one person to call: six-year-old CeCe. Imagination runs high as CeCe tracks down the baloney and solves her first mystery inThe Case of the Missing Baloney-based on a true event and written by talented new author Jennifer Boster.

Double Baloney

Double Baloney
Author : Bruce Howard Hamilton
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2009-03-27
Category : Humor
Total pages :140
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~Double Baloney~ is a compilation of 130 pages of mock-haiku and pseudolimericks, rather baroquely written so that each item is one relatively sweeping 'sentence.' On every page is one mock-haiku plus one psuedolimerick, and the individual items on each page have quite identical titles. A very strong attempt has been made to push the language of the individual pieces toward much grammatical correctness, so that the final verbal effects might seem lapidary if not absolutely epigrammatic. Much entertainment supposedly may be had in terms of noticing how the English language is played with.

Baloney and the Bully Bandits

Baloney and the Bully Bandits
Author : Albert Mendoza
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2011-03-04
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Total pages :24
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Mick and his dog Baloney are separated after moving into a new neighborhood. Baloney ends up following a gang of dogsknown astheBully Bandits. The Bully Bandits are Molar, Chaos, and Squirt. These dogs are fast on their feet and teach Baloney the rules of the street. While on the run from the dog catcher, Baloney takes the advice of a smart alley cat who warns Baloneynot to hangout with the Bully Bandits or he will end up in the pound. Baloney realizes"this gang life is notgood forme. I don't need a gang when I have a family." Follow Baloney on a crazyadventure as he retraces his steps and tries toturn his lifearoundfinding his way home safe and sound.

No Baloney

No Baloney
Author : Frank Maloney,Kevin Brennan
Publisher : Random House
Release Date : 2012-02-24
Category : Biography & Autobiography
Total pages :352
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From the streets of Peckham to the neon-lit strip of Las Vegas, Frank Maloney's life has been a roller-coaster ride that even he finds hard to believe at times. The Cockney-born son of Irish parents, who once harboured thoughts of becoming a priest, instead went on to manage Lennox Lewis for 12 years and help him become the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.In No Baloney, Frank lifts the lid on the world of big-time boxing and its household names, and gives a remarkable account of his time with Lewis, revealing stories and offering opinions that can only come from a true insider. He also gives an insight into the way money, sex, drugs, politics, bribery and corruption have played their part in the sport. But Maloney's story is not just about boxing. It is also about one of life's characters, whose colourful story is told with a brand of humour and emotion that makes it compelling reading. Before settling on a career in boxing, he tried his hand at being a jockey, street trader, chef, pub landlord, cab driver and greengrocer. Along the way there have been girls, fights, a murder investigation and a broken marriage, but through it all there has also been a determination to succeed against the odds. Once dubbed a 'Mental Midget' and 'Pugilistic Pygmy' by Don King, Frank Maloney has gone on to have the last laugh over the flamboyant American promoter and over those who believed he would fail. For, above all, No Baloney is the story of a man who has been lucky enough to experience the kind of life he could not have imagined in his wildest dreams all those years ago in south-east London - and Maloney has made sure he's lived it to the full.

Baloney on Wry

Baloney on Wry
Author : Frank Larson
Publisher : Savage Press
Release Date : 2003-03
Category :
Total pages :131
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Humorous essays by the author of the successful Jackpine Savages, skinny dipping for fun and profit. An urbane and LOL collection of funny stories.

Double Baloney ~~Two~~

Double Baloney ~~Two~~
Author : Bruce Howard Hamilton
Publisher : iUniverse
Release Date : 2010-04-08
Category : Humor
Total pages :128
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Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ (a sort of sequel of 240 brief and quite standardly rhymed items to the same author's recent **Double Baloney**) has a noticeably divergent formulaic aspect. At the top of every textual page of Double Baloney ~~TWO~~ should be a limerick that perhaps none too galumphingly forms an entire sweeping sentence; at the bottom of each textual page should be an I LIKE sort of couplet the book's author awhile back invented and now very much enjoys composing. Each limerick and every concomitant couplet might seem specially linked in that the title of each limerick is included in the title and the opening line of its accompanying I LIKE couplet. The author's entire aspiration had much to do with grammatical excellence as possibly helping produce strong semblances of wit.

Chocolate-Covered Baloney

Chocolate-Covered Baloney
Author : KD McCrite
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
Release Date : 2012-11-12
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Total pages :288
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The last thing April Grace wants is more change in her life—but that’s exactly what she gets! Plus, April has a new mystery to solve when Myra Sue starts sneaking around and acting very suspicious! From snooty new neighbors to starting junior high to getting a new baby brother to having her grandmother get a boyfriend, April Grace has had enough change to last until she is at least 87 years old. But when it rains, it pours, and April Grace is in for the ride of her life when her prissy, citified neighbor Isabel becomes her gym teacher and a long-lost relative suddenly reappears and throws everything into a tizzy. On top of that, April’s sister, Myra Sue, has been hiding something and sneaking around. April needs to find out what is going on before her silly sister gets herself into trouble again. More important, will April find the grace she needs to handle her topsy-turvy life and forgive past wrongs? Girls will fall in love with April’s humor and completely relate to her as she deals with family, friends, drama, and both the humor and the heartache that are part of growing up.

Why Materialism Is Baloney

Why Materialism Is Baloney
Author : Bernardo Kastrup
Publisher : John Hunt Publishing
Release Date : 2014-04-25
Category : Philosophy
Total pages :250
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The present framing of the cultural debate in terms of materialism versus religion has allowed materialism to go unchallenged as the only rationally-viable metaphysics. This book seeks to change this. It uncovers the absurd implications of materialism and then, uniquely, presents a hard-nosed non-materialist metaphysics substantiated by skepticism, hard empirical evidence, and clear logical argumentation. It lays out a coherent framework upon which one can interpret and make sense of every natural phenomenon and physical law, as well as the modalities of human consciousness, without materialist assumptions. According to this framework, the brain is merely the image of a self-localization process of mind, analogously to how a whirlpool is the image of a self-localization process of water. The brain doesn't generate mind in the same way that a whirlpool doesn't generate water. It is the brain that is in mind, not mind in the brain. Physical death is merely a de-clenching of awareness. The book closes with a series of educated speculations regarding the afterlife, psychic phenomena, and other related subjects.

A Fried Baloney Sandwich for the Soul

A Fried Baloney Sandwich for the Soul
Author : Dianne Swann
Publisher : iUniverse
Release Date : 2004-07
Category : Poetry
Total pages :68
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A Fried Baloney Sandwich For The Soul is the latest comfort food being served up by Dianne R. Swann. An eclectic collection of poetry about the lives we lead and the sometimes lead (metal variety) in our lives, A Fried Baloney Sandwich For The Soul touches on single motherhood with such picturesque titles as Baby Need A New Pair of Shoes and Miles To Go Before I Weep. Never short on variety, as with all the books by Dianne R. Swann, A Fried Baloney Sandwich For The Soul contains the poetic drama entitled What Am I Supposed To Do With This Wedding Dress? Which touches on the issue of lost love. One can take true comfort from the inspirational poems in A Fried Baloney Sandwich For The Soul showcased by More In Store and The Devil Is Alive and Well. A Fried Baloney Sandwich For The Soul is a smorgasbord, of realism courage, honesty, warmth and inspiration. Stay informed and read excerpts about the following upcoming books fro Dianne R. Swann at www.diswann.comPoetry Show A Sista Some LoveWith Love From AlabamaNovels Baby Need A New Pair of ShoesEverybody Ain't AbleAll I'm Saying Is

The Soon and Coming Rapture of the Church, Baloney!

The Soon and Coming Rapture of the Church, Baloney!
Author : George Begault
Publisher : Xulon Press
Release Date : 2007-02-01
Category : Religion
Total pages :68
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This book will raise Christian eyebrows! It's an original (reverent) bible study carefully woven into a treatise on end time prophecies - each conclusion is methodically proved with thoughtful, studied precision.

Yarns and Shanties (And Other Nautical Baloney)

Yarns and Shanties (And Other Nautical Baloney)
Author : Jim Toomey
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2007-08-01
Category : Humor
Total pages :128
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Jim Toomey is "a breath of fresh water." --Washington Post * Lauded for promoting marine conservation, Sherman's Lagoon appears in 250 newspapers in 30 countries in six languages. More About Yarns and Shanties (And Other Nautical Baloney) Collecting more than 42 weeks of Jim Toomey's Sherman's Lagoon, this collection transports readers to an imaginary lagoon near the South Pacific island of Kapupu, where a cast of coral reef critters battles the encroachment of civilization. * Inhabitants of this nautical neighborhood include Sherman, an always hungry and otherwise typical great white shark and his witty, pearl-wearing wife, Megan, along with friendly Fillmore the turtle, geeky fish Ernest, macho hermit crab Hawthorne, and salty old Captain Quigley, who remains vengeful after losing his leg to Sherman.

My Weird School Daze #11: Mr. Tony Is Full of Baloney!

My Weird School Daze #11: Mr. Tony Is Full of Baloney!
Author : Dan Gutman
Publisher : Harper Collins
Release Date : 2010-10-26
Category : Juvenile Fiction
Total pages :112
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With more than 12 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! In this eleventh book of the My Weird School Daze series, A.J.’s mom has a new job! That means A.J. will have to go to After School Kids’ Kare. And Mr. Tony, the guy who runs it, is totally weird. He wants to get into the Guinness Book of World Records by making the world’s largest pizza! Will A.J. and the gang be able to tunnel out of the child-care room and escape to freedom? Run for your lives! Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!